Rats as Pets

My parents are rockstars and I do not know if any of you can be their groupie. Their recent escapade to Haadyai rocks I guess, because they came back with these:

A new home for the homeless-evil-alienated-even a leaf eating rat-that-got-away. The fact that they actually bought TWO houses for the rats all the way from Thailand suggests they have grown to compulsively love them or believe that the rats can't decide which house is best for them. Babes, we are looking at a medium size cage here, dad initially wanted a bigger one but his wife decided it is comel-er to buy two incase they are brothers and sisters and incest would be a damage. They were overjoyed and mum went, "Eh I tell you if this Haadyai rat trap ain't working, I am going to buy one in Hong Kong." They happily set up the house with I-am-not-sure-what-kind-of-bait two days ago and the rats are yet to be seen. Naming the rats I promise you guys would be next.

I finally found my folder where I kept a few uproarious pics. Something to entertain you guys........

My friends and I were driving around to locate a massage parlor in Phuket and we came across this massage parlor and the owner name is Bee too but a mistress to this farang (ang moh in Thai). I didn't assume okie, the farang himself was telling me outside the parlor while my friends were getting their rubdown in the parlor.

This is not that entertaining pic you are right but we left the place and came to the other side of the road and saw this :

It is the name of a sleazy rundown Thai bar sardines with katoeys (transvestite in Thai).

This one is in Chulia Street. P and I decided to take photos of Penang heritage in the town area on one hot and sweaty very Nelly Sunday afternoon and this picture is teruks :

A closer look.

Babes, this Yee Hoe taukeh is jinjang kinky - he created a combo of chicks and furnitures, wondering if he refers a dancing pole as a furniture?

Dear overdumb blog, do you miss me? Holiday in Bangkok feels like a road to rapture - as always. It is early Saturday morning now and I can't sleep. Again - shoot me. Pretty sure I am not over exhausted but more like having a holiday hangover. Need something to overshadow this. Not good. Need my brain to work with me as going back to my habitual job is such a bore.

Am going to Bangkok for a holiday this Sunday. Fanfuckingtastic. Panic too as I was so buzy that I am not ready to jet off.