Bee: I still can’t sleep
Doctor: If this new pill doesn’t work, we have to work on your lifestyle
Move over valium, introducing Imovane :
Apparently this Imovane is a new drug on the block, it works faster, stronger and hotter. Yeah, hotter as in I fucking sweat a lot. I couldn’t wake up earlier, mum thought I was dead. Fanfuckingtastic, I can’t believe I got XPS – Xtreme Power Sleep finally.
However, the bloody Doctor didn’t mention about the side effects. I was bleeding profusely, nauseating and of course sweating like Howard X. Leh mah who cares?
However, the bloody Doctor didn’t mention about the side effects. I was bleeding profusely, nauseating and of course sweating like Howard X. Leh mah who cares?
1 comment:
bleeding, nauseating, and sweating are also the side effects of the real STD.. hehe. time to get a new job perhaps?
but seriously, try the mundane way of counting sheeps and listening to jazz i guess. or did u try that already? *shrugs*
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