Let your imagination run wild with this picture. You ask - is this picture for genuine? It's fucking authentic, agree? Pauline took this picture when we were up at Tropical Spice Garden one weekend. More like The Spastic Garden.
Pauline: This is cute. I like it. I will name this penile plant.
Bee: Yes of course you like it. It looks exactly how you named it.
I politely called Pauline's penile plant an unknown named plant which was true because most of the plants and exotic flowers were named but not this tragically. For real, they have names like :
The name of the this swarm tree sounds insanely happening but the tree itself is ugly, miserable, herbivorous and most of all innocent looking too - nothing like a convict tree. Cibais and lanchiaos, this is the actual tree:
The name of the this swarm tree sounds insanely happening but the tree itself is ugly, miserable, herbivorous and most of all innocent looking too - nothing like a convict tree. Cibais and lanchiaos, this is the actual tree:
Pauline and the retarded tree.
Pauline: Just imagine we do not have to do fishing anymore. We have trees to do the job for us.
Whatever babe, you look good right next to it.
There is another one which I swear it would be Bob's favourite plant of the year. Probably I will get this for his next birthday - so he won't use the "Mother in law" phrase to me again after admiring this plant. Bob, now you know the "Mother in law" as a swearing word is not that vulgar anymore by looking at this picture. Please get a new swear word, thanks.
Here you go Bob - hope you like it.
Bob, please don't ask me if the Africans named it okie?
That was hell of a Green Project, let's do something light next time okie P?
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